12:34 I was purchasing 2 cases of non-alcoholic beer with a recently expired current valid driver's license that states that I'm 35 years of age and trying to buy fake beer. The guy wouldn't sell to me. I said "You've got to be kidding me I'd have to drink the whole fucking case to catch a buzz." Asked him if he'd sell it to her and he would though I paid for it anyway. And got cash back. Went out for BBQ and the 17 year old waitress told me she couldn't serve me but I could walk to the cooler and serve myself. After that had an Delerium Tremens followed by a dopplebock by Spaten, Optimator & the book will be called 364 bitches