Interesting term, this one. The universe has been giving me an abundance of dichotic experiences... diametrically opposed concepts,.. or mildy askew. Although I'm accepting it as a blessing for future inspirations, it does tend to discombobulate. I picked up my car this evening. It looked really good. Too good, actually... all shiny and fixed. I thought perhaps I should drive it to Oklahoma instead of park it on the street. When I was arranging my things in the parking lot I realized that my Anti-Theft Device was not in my car... and oddly enough, its key was not on my keyring. This struck me strange, so I waltzed right back into the body shop. I explained the situation to the desk lady and she called for the shop manager. He went and spoke to his crew only to return with a report that they didn't have it... they said they'd re-imburse me for it and to call the manager. "It's the principal of the thing..." I told them they'd be hearing from me. I bought a new one on the way home and locked it on my steering wheel... left my glove box open. I think one of the fuckers even drank one of the beers out of my trunk. This I will call "Insult to Injury". I uploaded YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS for your listening pleasure. There will be more to come this weekend...